Arrr! A landlubber lawmaker be callin' trans sportin' an issue of faith, sayin' Dems be twistin' young hearts!
2025-02-27
Arrr, matey! Bill Essayli, a landlubber lawmaker, be claimin’ the trans athlete ruckus be naught but a “holy battle for civil rights,” a crafty plot by the Democrats to snag future scallywags to swell their ranks! Shiver me timbers, what a wild sea of politics!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from California's shores where a swashbucklin' assembly member, Bill Essayli, be hoistin' the sails of a bill to ban trans athletes from the fairer sports of lasses! On the fourteenth day of the second month, he set forth this decree amidst a tempest of controversy over trans athletes snatchin' up spots meant for the fair maidens of the field.This scallywag claims the issue be more than just a game; it be a matter of civil rights fer all who hold faith, whether they be Christians, Muslims, or Jews! He believes the very essence of gender be under siege, and that the good folks of his district be feelin' the pinch, especially after a trans runner took a coveted spot at a local school. A lawsuit even arose, comparin' “Save Girls Sports” shirts to swastikas — a mighty storm indeed!
With a majority of landlubbers, including Democrats, opposing trans inclusion in lady’s sports, Essayli warns that the Democrats be sailin' into treacherous waters. He predicts this issue could capsize their ship in future elections, as the good people of the land might not support such shenanigans. So, avast ye, keep yer eye on the horizon, fer this be a battle for the ages on the high seas of politics!