"Arrr! Heat be shiverin' Jimmy Butler's sails, leavin' him adrift after a grumpy mornin' shootabout, say the scallywags!"
2025-01-27
Arrr, matey! Jimmy Butler be walkin' the plank of suspension, aye! The Miami Heat be wantin' him sittin' on the bench like a landlubber, and he sailed away faster than a scallywag on a treasure hunt! Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of one scallywag, Jimmy Butler, o' the Miami Heat. The crew be in a bit o' a pickle, fer the captain has deemed Butler a troublesome buccaneer 'n suspended him—again! Aye, this be his third time in the brig, this time without a set sailin' date in sight!It all started when the crafty swabs at Miami thought to use Butler off the bench, which did not sit well with our hearty player. In a huff, he stormed out of the mornin' shootaround like a landlubber who’s just seen a ghost ship! And thus, he found himself cast adrift from the team, missin' nine of the last twelve battles.
Butler's mischief didn't end there; he’d already been grounded for missin’ a team flight to chase after some padel fun with the likes of Derek Jeter and comedian Andrew Schulz! With the trade winds blowin', this sea dog has even asked to be traded. Pat Riley, the captain of this ship, once said no calls would be taken, but oh how the tides have turned!
With the trade deadline loom'n on the horizon, will Butler find a new crew? Arrr, only time will tell, me hearties!