Arrr, Cody Rhodes be sayin', "Avast, ye landlubber! Don't be slackin' when ye choose yer dapper duds!"
2025-04-04
Arrr! WWE matey Cody Rhodes, the dapper swashbuckler, struts to the ring like a fine parrot in a fancy hat! Want to look like him, ye scallywag? He spilled his secrets in a chat with Fox News Digital, so hoist the sails and take heed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spinnin' ye a yarn o’ the grand Cody Rhodes, a swashbucklin' star of the WWE seas, swaggerin' like a peacock as WrestleMania 41 looms large on the horizon!This scallywag be known not just fer his Undisputed WWE Championship, but fer his fancy garb that puts even the finest of landlubbers to shame! Since he returned to the ring, he’s tangled with the likes of Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, and the Rock, but it be his dapper suits that truly set him apart from the crew.
In a jolly chat with Fox News, Rhodes shared sage advice on suit savviness. “Don’t be lazy, mate!” he bellowed, “Get yerself measured proper, lest ye end up lookin' as bloated as a barrel o' rum!” Even if yer purse be light, he suggested ye go a size smaller—tighten it up like a ship's riggin’! Aye, ye’ll look grand in photos, and if it tears, who cares? It be a pirate's life, after all!
As he prepares to clash with John Cena fer the WWE title come April, I reckon Cody's ready to make waves, in and out of his tearaway jackets! Yarrr!