Arrr, ex-NFL scallywag JJ Watt be demandin’ the NCAA end its jest o’ student-athletes! A fine laugh, it be!
2025-03-25
Arrr, matey! J.J. Watt, a swashbucklin' NFL legend, be takin' the wind outta the NCAA's sails! He be bellowin' on the X seas 'bout callin' players "student-athletes" while gold doubloons be flowin' like grog! A jolly jest, indeed! Avast, let’s call 'em what they be: treasure hunters!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the famed J.J. Watt, a swashbucklin' star o' the NFL, who be takin' a jibe at the NCAA for callin' collegiate athletes “students first.” Aye, he be postin' on the X, pointin' out that the NCAA be makin' treasure beyond measure, what with the name, image, and likeness gold and the ruckus o' the transfer portal. Not to mention, they be sendin' young lads sailin' cross-country for midweek battles!Watt boldly declared, "Drop the charade, ye landlubbers! Education be not the main focus, but a fine business!" He rightly noted that while the stars shine bright, many a young sailor be sacrificin' their studies for the sport, chasin' glory that may never come. “It be naught about doin' best fer the student!” he exclaimed!
Even the likes of Nick Saban, a coach as fierce as a kraken, echoed Watt’s call, claimin' that true college football be lost amongst the chaos of contracts and collectives. “What we have now be not college football!” he thundered, wonderin' how fans will fare when rosters change like the tides each year!