Arrr, Juan Soto be givin’ his matey a shiny ship on wheels fer givin’ up his lucky threads!
2025-02-20
Arrr, matey! Juan Soto, the grand buccaneer of the Mets, bestowed upon young Brett Baty a shiny treasure of a carriage after the lad surrendered his No. 22! Aye, ‘twas a fair trade, for gold be sweet but a new ship be sweeter!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this jolly tale from the high seas of baseball! Ye see, the swashbucklin’ third baseman of the New York Mets, one Brett Baty, did give up his prized No. 22 to the illustrious Juan Soto. And what did the young lad do in return? He bestowed upon Baty a fine chariot—an SUV, no less—with a grand bow perched atop! Aye, a true treasure for the lad!Soto, fresh off a most magnificent contract worth a staggering 765 million doubloons with the Mets, declared, "I wanted to give ye something nice!" And Baty, wide-eyed and full of wonder, exclaimed, “Well, this is definitely really nice!” as he hopped into his new ride, no less than a royal carriage fit for a captain!
But hark! The winds of fortune blow fickle, for while Baty now rides in style, the return of the mighty first baseman Pete Alonso may shatter his dreams of starting on opening day. With Alonso back in the fray, Baty may find himself landlocked while others sail into glory. Yet fear not, for regardless of fate, he’ll be cruisin’ the seas in his shiny new motor! So raise a mug of grog to Baty, for he be the luckiest scallywag of the spring seas!