Arrr, Champ Bailey be sayin' some landlubbers reckon the games be rigged, thanks to that scallywag Mahomes!
2025-01-24
Arrr, former gridiron champ Champ Bailey spun a yarn to Fox News about them pesky penalties slapped on the Houston Texans fer givin’ ol’ Patrick Mahomes a good whack over the weekend! Aye, ‘tis a fine mess when yer shipmates be walkin’ the plank fer playin’ too rough!
Aye, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale from the great sea of football! NFL legend, Champ Bailey, a swashbuckler of the gridiron, was watchin' the Texans' playoff bout against the mighty Chiefs, when he spied some dubious penalty flags flyin' like cannonballs! Arrr, the notorious Patrick Mahomes, that slippery pirate, drew two penalties and nearly a third, as he be accused of floppin' outta bounds like a fish outta water.Bailey, the brave matey from the Broncos and Redskins, was fit to be tied over the calls, particularly when Mahomes slid like a greased eel, catchin' the Texans off guard! He be thinkin’ the refs should’ve had a second look at that play, fer it could change the tides of the game, aye! “Why, if a running back tried such a trick, would they throw the flag?” he bellowed, demandin’ consistency from the referees.
Mahomes, a fine captain, dismissed the idea of favoritism, sayin’ he be just playin' the game, and the refs be tryin' their best. As the Chiefs prepare to plunder the Bills in the AFC Championship, Bailey be hopin' for fairness on the high seas of sport! Yarrr, let the games begin, and may the best team sail to victory!