Arrr! The NFL be beggin’ the landlubbers in power to shoo away them pesky flying contraptions!
2024-12-19
Arrr, me hearties! The NFL be summonin' the landlubbers in Congress to hoist the sails on a bill, grantin' the crown the power to plunder any pesky drones that dare to invade our skies on game days! Avast, let no sky-borne scallywag spoil our match!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer it seems the fine folk o' New York and New Jersey ain’t the only scallywags troubled by those pesky flying contraptions known as drones! Aye, even the grand NFL finds itself at odds with these sky-roamin' nuisances and be callin' upon Congress to hoist a bill to put a stop to ‘em on game days!"The time be now fer action!" bellowed the league's Chief Security Officer, Cathy Lanier, proclaimin' that they ain't waitin' fer calamity to strike. Drones be banned up to 3,000 feet near stadiums, and the new act would grant local authorities the power to seize these aerial miscreants. Aye, the numbers be risin' faster than a ship in a storm, from a mere dozen drones in 2012 to a whopping 2,800 sightings this year alone!
Yet, alas! Recent attempts to yeet this bill into the end zone be thwarted, with games bein' halted due to rogue drones, includin' one fine match betwixt the Chiefs and Ravens. A Pennsylvania scoundrel even found himself in deep trouble fer ignorin' the airspace laws. "We be knowin' the danger," Lanier lamented. So, let’s batten down the hatches and hope the winds favor this fair cause, lest we find ourselves in a sky full o' mischief! Arrr!