Arrr, Coach Saban be raisin’ a Jolly Roger 'gainst the new playoff scheme, claimin’ it be a cursed treasure map!
2024-11-27
Arrr, matey! A crew with three scallywag losses might still sail into the playoff seas, much to ol' Captain Saban's chagrin! This retired sea dog can't abide teams bested by landlubbers of average ilk. Aye, it be a right jolly jest on the high seas of sport!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the fearsome Coach Nick Saban, a true captain o’ the college football seas! This wise sea dog, with seven shiny trophies to his name, found himself on the "Pat McAfee Show," where he raised a ruckus 'bout the newfangled 12-team playoff format.Now, Saban be thinkin' that givin' certain conference champions a free pass, despite not bein' the best o' the best, be a treacherous course! “Arrr,” he exclaimed, “it muddles the path to the championship, like a pirate lost at sea!” He be arguin’ that the top seed should sail smoothly to victory, but alas, it may not be so easy when lesser teams be gettin' the glory.
In the latest battles, even mighty Alabama got bested by Oklahoma, with other teams followin' suit in a swirl of upsets. Saban, with a grimace, noted how three-loss crews should not set sail for the playoffs. The only crew he’d consider worthy o’ a chance be the Georgia Bulldogs, who be bravely battlin’ on the high seas o' competition.
So, as the college football saga unfolds, be wary, me hearties! With Saban steer’n the ship, there be plenty more mischief on the horizon!