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Arrr, Caitlin Clark be the buccaneer queen o' the NBA, says a swashbucklin' matey from days of yore!

2025-03-04

Avast ye! Former NBA scallywag Rashad McCants be shoutin' on the sea of X that the lass Caitlin Clark, star o' the Indiana Fever, be the "face" o' the league—even if she be sailin' in the WNBA! Blimey, what a jolly jest!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round for a yarn of hoop and hullabaloo! Yonder NBA be in a ruckus over who be the "face of the league," sparkin' banter just after the All-Star Game took a bit of a thrashin’ compared to the NHL’s grand showcase. A scallywag of a former draft pick, hailing from the fine shores of North Carolina, boldly declared that the true face be none other than the illustrious Caitlin Clark!

Former NBA swashbuckler Rashad McCants be shoutin’ from the crow's nest on X, “Caitlin be the GOAT!” He be claimin’ that this lass handled more jabs than a seasoned pirate in a tavern brawl! Not to mention, the Indiana Fever’s exhibition match against the Brazilian crew sold out faster than a treasure chest at a pirate auction!

But lo! Not all be smooth sailin’ in the NBA seas. Young Anthony Edwards be sayin’ he wants no part of bein’ the league’s face, a sentiment echoed by the wise LeBron James. He pondered, “Why take on such a burden when the critics be sharper than a cutlass?”

So there ye have it, a merry mix-up of opinions and banter in the great NBA waters! Will Caitlin reign supreme or will the lads steer away from the spotlight? Only time will tell, savvy?

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