Arrr, Virginia’s sportin’ lords be followin’ Trump’s decree, keepin’ the lasses safe from scallywag gents in their games!
2025-02-10
Arrr, mateys! The Virginia High School League be shoutin' from the crow's nest that, henceforth, they be followin' Trump’s decree of keepin' scallywags out of the lassies' games! A fine pickle that be, eh? Fair winds to all ye who tread the field!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ye round as I spins a yarn 'bout the Virginia High School League (VHSL) and their latest decree! With the swiftness of a ship's mast, they’ve pledged to abide by the whims of none other than President Donald Trump, who recently anchored a mighty executive order keepin' “men out of women’s sports!” This order, signed on a fine day dedicated to the fair lassies of sportin' glory, aims to protect the seas of competition for all ye female athletes. The VHSL be a grand assembly of 318 member schools, with over 177,000 young scallywags participatin’ in sports and studies each year. Their leader, Captain John W. Haun, declared they’ll navigate these new waters posthaste! With a wink and a nod, Trump assured us it’s all about “common sense” and that the “war on women’s sports is over.” Aye, the NCAA swiftly followed suit, decreeing that those born with a Y chromosome shan't compete in the fairer contests. So, me hearties, let this be a lesson in the high seas of sport—a tale of fairness and a touch of politics, all wrapped in the jolly jigs of competition! Arrr, may the winds be ever in yer favor!