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Arrr! WWE be spillin’ the beans on where the 2026 Royal Rumble’s gonna be, savvy? Grab yer grog!

2025-01-06

Arrr, me hearties! WWE be settin’ sail for distant shores! The Royal Rumble be landin’ in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, in 2026, breakin’ the chains of North America! Prepare yer rum and treasure, for this be a jolly good fight on foreign seas! Yarr, let the rumble begin!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn of the WWE's grand endeavor! On a fine Monday, the scallywags of World Wrestling Entertainment declared that the Royal Rumble, a raucous display of grapplin' might, be settin' sail to the shores of Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, in the year of our Lord 2026! Aye, this be a first in the Rumble's storied history, as it be flungin' its anchor far from the shores of North America!

Once upon a time, in 1988, the Rumble danced in Ontario, Canada, but now it be hoistin' its sails to the Arabian sands! Before that, it be takin' a pit stop in Indianapolis come February, ready to brawl before settin’ course southward. Nick Khan, the captain of the WWE ship, proclaimed this journey a fine venture to forge ties with the Kingdom, hopin' to dazzle the world with this legendary spectacle!

Saudi Arabia, it seems, has played host to a fair share of WWE shenanigans in the past, includin’ the Crown Jewel and other grand spectacles. Turki Alalshikh, the sultan of entertainment there, be likin’ the idea of bringin' this glorious event to their shores, promising a treasure trove of fun for all wrestling fans!

So grab yer grog and mark yer calendars, for in 2026, the Royal Rumble be comin’ to Riyadh, and it promises to be a jolly good time, me mateys!

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