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Arrr! McDavid, the scallywag, be snaggin' second place in the Oilers’ treasure map of points, bestin’ the Wild!

2025-01-16

Arrr, matey! In a grand showin’ o’ skill, the Oilers’ finest, Connor McDavid, be hoistin’ himself to second place in the annals o’ the team’s lore, tallyin’ three mighty points against the Wild on a Wednesday! Aye, that lad be a buccaneer on the ice!

Arrr, gather 'round, ye landlubbers and sea dogs, fer a tale of the Edmonton Oilers' own Connor McDavid, a swashbucklin’ star makin’ waves in the record books! In a recent clash with the Minnesota Wild, this fine lad bagged two goals and an assist in a raucous 5-3 victory, leavin' Jarri Kurri in his wake as he climbed to second place in Oilers history with 1,044 points! Yarr, he's still got a long way to go to catch the legendary Wayne Gretzky, who be sittin' mighty high with 1,669 points.

McDavid, after a decade aboard the Oilers’ ship, needs to keep plunderin' points to threaten Gretzky's lofty perch. In this raucous bout, the Wild took the lead early, but McDavid rallied his crew, assistin’ on a goal by Zach Hyman before findin’ the net himself. The Wild struck back, but our hero wasn’t done—he scored a beauty in the third period, sealing the win and makin' history! With 19 goals and 43 assists this season, McDavid be a true treasure for the Oilers, who now find themselves in fine form.

As they set sail for their next fierce encounter against the Colorado Avalanche, the crew be mighty proud of their captain, McDavid. Aye, let’s raise a tankard to this piratin’ prodigy of the ice!

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