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Avast! WWE be raisin' a mug for CM Punk's return, showin' the crew's joy with a merry behind-the-scenes tale! Arrr!

2024-11-25

Arrr, mateys! On the morrow of the week, WWE be celebratin’ a whole turn of the sun since CM Punk sailed back into their ship! But avast, not all hands be cheerin’—some scallywags be wearin’ frowns, thinkin’ they be walkin’ the plank! Ha-ha!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the sea, well, the squared circle, where one CM Punk, a fierce buccaneer of the wrestling world, returned to the WWE after a decade-long voyage! A year ago, the scallywag strutted back into the ship’s crew, much to the surprise of all hands on deck, as shown in a merry video of revelry backstage.

After a tumultuous journey, Punk had sailed away from WWE due to squabbles with the old captain, Vince McMahon, and his first mate, Triple H. Aye, the lad dabbled in MMA and paddled for AEW before returning home to the WWE harbor. His return, like a cannonball through the fog, shocked the crew at Survivor Series in his Chicago port, where the cheers echoed like a siren’s call!

While the likes of Bayley greeted him with joy likened to finding buried treasure, not all were pleased. Drew McIntyre felt the tension in the air as thick as a pirate’s grog, acknowledging their past skirmishes. Their rivalry brewed like a storm, leading to a bloody Hell in a Cell match, which Punk claimed as his prize! So, batten down the hatches, for the saga of CM Punk sails on in the wild waters of wrestling! Yarrr!

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