Arrr, the school crew be beggin’ Trump to shoo away them trans buccaneers from the lass mates' games, but the Democrats laugh!
2025-03-29
Arrr! The scallywags of a Washington school board be beggin' the grand federal ship to hoist the anchor and set sail fer a ban on trans athletes in the fair maidens' sports! Aye, they be thinkin' it be fairer than a three-legged parrot in a rum barrel!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! In the land of Washington, a ruckus brews as the mighty Kennewick School Board be hoistin’ their sails to cry for federal aid, demandin’ the banishment of trans athletes from the fair maidens' sports! They be claimin’ that the state’s laws be sailin’ against the winds of President Trump’s decree to keep men out of women’s games.With a parchment of complaints thicker than a pirate’s treasure map, they beseech the Department of Education to ride to their rescue, for fear that their precious doubloons—err, federal funds—be at stake! “Aye, these policies are a blight!” they proclaim, worryin’ for the young lassies and the survival of their poor district.
But lo! The state of Washington be sayin’ nay to such orders, upholdin’ that all can play as they identify. The Superintendent, that scallywag Reykdal, confesses there be more than just two genders in this vast ocean of humanity!
Meanwhile, a rival crew at the Tumwater School District has turned its compass towards a ban on trans athletes, ignitin’ a stormy debate. Ye best hold onto yer tricorn hats, for this saga o’ sports be far from over! Yarrr!