Arrr! NCAA be urged to swab the cheek, lest the lassies' sports be filled with scallywags!
2025-03-26
Arrr, the NCAA be hearin' the squawkin' of landlubbers demandin' they haul up the sails and join World Athletics in makin' the lasses prove their worth with gender tests! Aye, even the sea be confused by such shenanigans in the realm of sportin' treasure!
Arrr, me hearties! It be a stormy sea o' controversy brewin' in the world o' sports! The NCAA be feelin' the winds of change as calls echo fer 'gender tests' fer athletes lookin' to compete in the fairer sex's leagues, much like those scallywags at World Athletics be doin' with cheek swabs! Aye, Seb Coe, the captain of World Athletics, be claimin' the process be as easy as pie and promises that it ain't no invasion of privacy! Cowabunga, matey!But hold yer sea horses! The fair maidens of sport be hollerin' that the NCAA's current rules be as clear as fog on a dark night! They reckon the organization ain't doin' enough to keep the seas fair fer their female competitors. The ol' captain o' the ship, Donald Trump, even signed a decree sayin' no biological males should be sailin' in the women's waters! Yet, the NCAA be still lettin' some lads with amended birth certificates slip through the net, claimin' 'tis all for the sake of sportsmanship!
With states allowin' changes to birth certificates faster than a barnacle on a ship's hull, me thinks they best tighten their sails or risk capsizing! So, hoist the colors high, and let’s hope the NCAA charts a fair course fer all! Arrr!