Arrr! SJSU be sailin' to the Mountain West final, as Boise State scuttled their ship over a ruckus with a trans matey!
2024-11-28
Arrr, matey! The fair lasses of Boise State be waving the white flag, lettin' SJSU sail straight to the finals like a ship in calm waters! As for Blaire Fleming, that trans athlete be ready to plunder the prize without a fight! Huzzah!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! A tempest brews in the Mountain West seas o' women’s volleyball as the Boise State Buccaneers be raisin' the black flag, decidin' to forfeit their semifinal rumble against the San Jose State Spartans. Aye, this ain't their first rodeo, for they’ve already scuttled their chances twice before in the season! No clear reason be provided, but whispers in the wind suggest it be due to the presence of a fierce lass named Blaire Fleming aboard the Spartans' ship.Despite battlin' their way past the Utah State crew in the quarterfinals, the Broncos be takin' a stand, choosin' not to face the Spartans again. In a statement filled with the weight of Davy Jones himself, Boise State admitted the decision be as hard as a ship’s hull in a storm. They be claimin' their brave crew deserves a fair fight—ye know, a proper system for all ye athletes!
Meanwhile, the Spartans, who be collectin' forfeit wins like treasures, be sailing straight into the championship with nary a ball spiked! And as the legal winds blow, a court decision dismissed a band of women’s pleas to change the rules, leavin' the tournament sails blowin’ in their favor. So, hoist yer tankards for the Spartan crew, while the Buccaneers ponder their choices in the salty sea of sportsmanship!