Arrr! The Falcons be tossin' Cousins overboard, settin' sail with young Penix Jr. for his lackluster treasure hunt!
2024-12-17
Arrr, me hearties! The Atlanta Falcons be hoistin’ their sails, declarin’ that young Michael Penix Jr. be takin’ the helm as captain o’ the ship! Kirk Cousins be steerin’ us into stormy seas, but now we be settin’ course for treasure, savvy? Avast, let’s see what the lad can do!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for the Atlanta Falcons be makin’ waves in the high seas of the NFL! Aye, they be swappin’ out their captain at the helm, lettin’ go of ol’ Kirk Cousins due to his recent travails on the field.In the last five skirmishes, Cousins has been about as useful as a ship without a rudder, tossin’ just one touchdown while givin’ away nine interceptions! Arrr, that’s a touchin’ tale indeed, especially for a lad who inked a treasure map worth $180 million not so long ago.
But fear not, me hearties! The Falcons be puttin’ their hopes in rookie Michael Penix Jr., who dazzled the league with a chest full of 4,903 yards and 36 touchdowns in his last season at Washington. The ol’ sea dog coach, Raheem Morris, declared the change a “football decision”. Aye, we know the score!
While Cousins be sulkin’ and recoverin’ from an Achilles injury, the Falcons be needin’ a mighty boost after losin’ their last four battles. So hoist the sails, for the new captain Penix be steerin’ the ship against the New York Giants! May his arm be true and his passes soar like a gull upon the breeze!