Arrr, Trump’s wee lad be kickin' balls an’ playin' chess with them finned stars of the sea! Hilarity ahoy!
2025-03-03
Arrr, mateys! Tua Tagovailoa and Braxton Berrios be havin' a jolly good time tossin' the pigskin and ponderin' pawns with the lad of Trump, that scallywag’s grandson! Spied it on Ivanka’s magical picture scroll! A day of sport and strategy, ye say? Aye, 'tis a fine tale to tell!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend thine ears to a tale from the high seas of social media, where fair Ivanka Trump be share'n snaps of Miami's gallant dolphins – nay, not the fishy kind, but the gridiron lads, Tua Tagovailoa and Braxton Berrios! Aye, she be droppin' a fine heap o' images and videos from the month of February that warm the cockles of a pirate’s heart.In the midst o' this revelry, ye'll spy her man, Jared Kushner, minglin' with the sporty scallywags and her own young lad, tossin' the pigskin like seasoned sailors. Arrr, there be also a snap of the wee lad donning a fine jersey of Matthew Tkachuk, at the fabled clash of the Panthers and Oilers. Let it be known, the grand captain Connor McDavid struck gold for Team Canada that day!
But beware, for not all be smooth sailing! Tagovailoa's own lass, Annah, hath shown her colors in support of the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump, even as the seas of public opinion churn with discontent over Tua's past injuries. Aye, there be whispers of concern for the lad’s noggin, as this be his thrice-taken blow to the skull. So raise a tankard, me hearties, to family fun and the rough waters of fame!