"Arrr! NFL scallywag Mike Vick's name be tossed 'round like a cannonball in the college coaching gossip seas!"
2024-12-16
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Michael Vick, once a fearsome quarterback of the NFL seas, be swimmin' in the college coaching waters! Rumor has it, Sacramento State and Norfolk State be whisperin' sweet nothings to this rogue! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Bill Belichick, the crafty captain of the gridiron, who be settin’ sail with the North Carolina Tar Heels as their new head coach! A shockin’ twist in the college football seas, indeed! But hold yer horses, for whispers of another hire swirl like a tempest! Word on the salty breeze be that the notorious Vick be havin’ chats with Sacramento State to don the captain's hat there, though some scallywags be sayin’ that’s just a tall tale! Aye, the Hornets be flappin’ their wings as they prepare to join the FBS next year, with a treasure chest full of $50 million in NIL booty and a brand new stadium on the horizon.But lo! Vick also be eyeing the Norfolk State job, proclaimin’ to the winds, “I know how to lead!” The Sacramento Bee, however, be throwing cold water on these rumors, claimin’ a member of the crew said Vick ain’t even in the running! As the tides turn, Vick be lookin’ at his first coaching gig after hangin' up his boots, after a stormy past that saw him walk the plank of prison. Will he find smooth sailin’ in these collegiate waters? Only time will tell, me hearties!