Arrr, Senate swabs be takin' a cannonballin' for tryin' to keep lads off the lassies' field!
2025-03-03
Arrr, me hearties! Riley Gaines and Jennifer Sey be raisin' a ruckus like a scallywag crew! The Senate Democrats be naught but a bunch of bilge rats, lettin' the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act sink like a treasure chest full o' holes! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale o' political shenanigans on the high seas o' the Senate! On a dreary Monday, the Senate Democrats found themselves in a right pickle when the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act met its watery grave, teeterin’ on the edge of the dreaded filibuster, aye!The Republicans be needin’ 60 hearty votes, but alas, they could only muster 51, with no Democrats joinin’ in their quest. Two Democrats and two Republicans were absent from the battle, leavin’ the bill sunk at 51-45, like a ship without a crew!
This bill, hatched by the crafty Sen. Tommy Tuberville, aimed to keep the fair ladies o’ the sports realm safe from the likes of biological lads takin' their place on the field. It would’ve demanded that Title IX recognize gender by the ol’ birth biology, tossin' aside modern whims, arrr!
House Speaker Mike Johnson and a band of activists were up in arms, shoutin’ that the Democrats be abandonin' common sense! Even President Donald Trump, bless his heart, threw his hat in the ring with an executive order, threatenin’ to cut federal booty from those who let the lads play with the lasses. Alas, the bill be lost to the depths, but the battle rages on, me mateys!