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Arrr! Caitlin Clark beholds Iowa’s mighty victory over them scallywags at USC, while her jersey be takin' a long rest!

2025-02-02

Arrr! Caitlin Clark be spyin' as her Iowa Hawkeyes gave them No. 4 USC Trojans a right good thrashin' on Sunday! While the cannons roared, her jersey be hangin' high, retired like a treasure map long lost at sea! Aye, now that be a fine day for a lass!

Ahoy mateys, gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of one Caitlin Clark, a lass who be makin' waves on a fine Sunday afternoon! The University of Iowa, in a grand display of admiration, did retire her No. 22 jersey, raisin' it high like a victory flag in the rafters of Carver-Hawkeye Arena. Aye, the lass stood proud with her kin as the number was secured, forever to be honored.

But the excitement didn’t end there, nay! The mighty Hawkeyes took the court and pulled off a shockin' upset against the No. 4 Trojans of USC, scorin' a splendid 76-69 victory! With Lucy Olsen and Addison O’Grady leadin' the charge, they sailed ahead with a fierce 17-1 run, though they faced some squalls before settin' their course right once more.

Caitlin, the fearsome scorer of yore, shared her emotions before the game, feelin' those butterflies not for battle but for the camaraderie of the crowd. She reminisced about the great culture of team spirit that had brought glory to her crew. A sellout crowd of nearly 15,000 souls clapped and cheered, includin' the likes of Coach Lisa Bluder and even the jester, David Letterman! Indeed, a day to remember for all hands on deck!

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