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Arrr! Logan Thompson be claimin' a cursed nacho platter be the scallywag behind that Oilers goal! Har har!

2025-01-22

Arrr, matey! A cheesy blunder on the high seas of the Capitals' game in Edmonton nearly sank their winning streak, but lo! They sailed to victory over the Oilers, claimin' five treasures in a row! Avast, let the cheese be afoot and the wins keep rollin'!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the Edmonton Oilers and their swashbucklin' star Corey Perry, who be makin' quite the unusual assist during a fierce clash with the scallywags of the Washington Capitals. In the third period, with the Oilers laggin' behind at 3-1, young Leon Draisaitl skated like a ship in full sail and passed the biscuit to Perry, who sent it past the Capitals’ keeper, Logan Thompson, cuttin’ the lead to a mere one goal.

But lo and behold! Thompson raised a ruckus, claimin' a platter o' nachos had been tossed onto the ice, distractin’ him from his duty! Aye, ye heard it right—a plate of cheesy nachos! The Capitals' captain of the crew, Spencer Carbery, laughed heartily sayin’, “I’ve ne’er seen such a peculiar sight!” But perhaps the nacho thrower be a secret supporter of the Oilers, eh?

Thompson, admitin' he should’ve played until the whistle blew, spotted the nacho-launchin’ fan and muttered, “I wasn’t too happy, but credit to him. He got 'em a goal!” As the game carried on, the Capitals held firm to their 3-2 lead, extendin’ their streak, while the Oilers faced yet another defeat. Aye, it be a day fer the history books, filled with nachos and folly! Yarrr!

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