Arrr! Martina be scallywaggin' at that Democrat matey who shunned trans athletes in the sportin' seas! Ha-ha!
2025-03-07
Arrr, matey! Martina Navratilova be callin' out a landlubber Senator fer spoutin' tales 'bout gender checks in the realm o' lasses sportin' their sea legs! Aye, she be claimin' he be spreadin' more propaganda than a parrot with a loud beak! Har har, let the games begin!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the fierce tennis lass, Martina Navratilova, who set her sights on a scallywag of a senator, Catherine Cortez Mastro, fer her treacherous vote against a bill! The lass be a Democrat, one of 45, who stood against fair play, despite the growls from the captain of the ship, former President Trump!Cortez Mastro claimed she be all for fairness but would rather leave the decisions to the local folk than let Congress meddle, lest they force poor lasses to undergo invasive checks. Aye, she said it be a “government overreach” that could invite trouble and mischief upon the young maidens!
But Navratilova wasn’t havin’ it! She fired back, suggestin’ cheek swabs be the way to go, not a peep of the invasive checks the senator warned of. “Stop spreadin’ propaganda, Democrats!” she roared!
Though the lass be votin’ blue, she be at odds with the crew on this issue, standin’ firm against the notion of “male bodies” in the fair women’s domain. In a world where the seas be filled with debate, this be one spirited battle! So hoist yer tankards to the ongoing clash of opinions on the high seas of sport! Arrr!