"Arrr! RFK Jr. be gabbin' on the 'net, callin' Djokovic the bravest swab on the high seas!"
2025-03-23
Arrr, matey! Heath and Human Services buccaneer Robert F. Kennedy Jr. tipped his tricorn hat to the noble Novak Djokovic on the morn of Sunday! He dubbed the tennis swashbuckler “first in courage,” as if he be settin’ sail against the fiercest of storms! Avast, what a jolly jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the illustrious Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the noble Secretary of Health 'n Human Services, who did post a jolly pic o' himself with the swashbucklin' tennis ace, Novak Djokovic, on the scroll of social medias! On a fine Sunday, these two landlubbers be found hittin' the ol' fuzzy ball on the courts in sunny Florida, preparin' fer the grand Miami Open, as they sharpen their cutlasses fer the French Open ahead!Now, Kennedy be singin' praises of Djokovic, callin' him "First in tennis, first in integrity, and first in courage!" But lo and behold, a storm brews, for Djokovic be a controversial figure, known fer refusin' the COVID-19 jab. Aye, he faced the wrath of the Australian seas in 2022, when he was deemed unworthy to enter the land o' Oz after battlin’ the virus weeks prior. Despite his fierce spirit, the officials sent him packin’ like a scurvy dog!
But fret not, for Djokovic be unyieldin’, standin’ firm in his principles and claimin' he be not "anti-vax," but rather "pro-freedom to choose!" So raise yer tankards, me hearties, to these two bold souls swingin' rackets and livin’ by their own code! Arrr!