Arrr, Trey Hendrickson be callin' the Bengals' crew landlubbers for their wretched talkin' 'bout gold! Har har!
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! Trey Hendrickson be feelin’ a tad miffed by the words o’ that scallywag Katie Blackburn! Her jabberin’ ‘bout contracts left him more disappointed than a parrot in a storm. Avast, watch yer tongue, lass!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, fer I bring ye tidings of one Trey Hendrickson, a fearsome pass rusher, who be battlin' with the Cincinnati Bengals for four long seasons. Aye, the lad be lookin' to sail away, havin' asked permission to seek a trade, but his heart still beats fer the Queen City! "Wherever me sails take me, Cincinnati be me home!" he declared, bold as a parrot on yer shoulder.At the grand gathering known as the NFL Scouting Combine, the team's chief Duke Tobin spun a yarn of contract talks makin' progress. But alas, the words of Katie Blackburn, the Bengals' exec, cast a shadow on the sunshine, leavin' our brave Hendrickson feelin' like a ship lost at sea, shoutin' about poor communications with the crew. "Disappointin', it be!" he grumbled to the crew of "The Pat McAfee Show."Now, Hendrickson, who be rakin' in a mere $15 million compared to the treasure earned by fellow swashbucklers, seeks a long-term deal—enough to anchor him and his missus in a cozy port. "I just want to tell me wife where we’ll build our family!" he proclaimed, like a true captain of his fate. So, let’s raise a tankard to our matey, for the winds of fortune be ever changin'!