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Arrr! Tom Brady be sayin' his lad tried to crash the Super Bowl revelry with Snoop Dogg and merry maidens dancin'!

2024-11-27

Arrr, me hearties! Tom Brady, fresh from claimin’ his sixth treasure at the Super Bowl, be settin' sail fer the grand afterparty. But alas! His wee lad Jack, but a scallywag of ten years, be left ashore without an invite, shiver me timbers! A fine jest, indeed!

Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags, for I be tellin' ye a tale of the great Tom Brady, the undisputed captain of the gridiron seas, who hoisted yet another treasure chest of glory after conquerin’ the Los Angeles Rams in the Super Bowl LIII! The night be young, and while the rum flowed like water, young Jack, his sprightly lad, be yearnin’ to join the revelry. But alas, the afterparty be a raucous affair, not fit for the wee pirate.

In a tale spun on Bryson DeChambeau's "Breaking 50," Brady recounted how his 10-year-old lad clamored to crash the bash, even with Snoop Dogg serenadin' the night away. “It be like 1 a.m., and there be lasses dancin’ like the devil himself,” the captain lamented. With a heavy heart, he felt like the worst parent, denyin’ Jack’s wish to join the festivities.

The battle on the field be a nail-biter, with the score knotted at three until old trusty Gronkowski made a daring catch and Michel plunged for the only touchdown, sealing their fate at 13-3. Brady, the legend, cast his magic with 262 yards, makin’ history yet again. So raise yer glasses, mateys, to the GOAT of the seas! Yarrr!

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