Arrr! Families be shiverin’ their timbers, blamin’ the California AG fer lettin’ a lass lose her varsity treasure to a matey!
2025-02-01
Arrr, me hearties! Two lassies' kin be settin' sail fer court, takin' on California's bold Attorney General Rob Bonta! They be sayin' it ain't right fer swashbucklin' lads in skirts to join the lassies' games. Aye, a ruckus on the high seas of sports, it be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of Californian courts, where two brave families be settin’ sail against the fearsome Attorney General Rob Bonta! Aye, they be takin’ issue with a law that lets transgender lads and lasses join in on the girls' sports, claimin' it be a trample upon Title IX's fair seas.Ryan Starling and his mateys, the Slavin family, be raisin’ the Jolly Roger in court, takin’ aim at Bonta, along with the school’s captain and crew, sayin’ their precious daughters be robbed of glory on the cross-country team by a swashbucklin' transtransfer.
The plaintiffs, sportin’ shirts that cry “Save Girls Sports,” got scolded by landlubber administrators who dared compare their message to swastikas—blimey! They seek to hoist the sails for fairness, demandin' the courts declare AB 1266 a scallywag of a law and restore the rights of biological lassies.
With talk of future battles in the gubernatorial elections, it seems the tide may turn. And lo! There be a new bill on the horizon, aiming to banish such transgender antics from the girls' realm altogether. Prepare yer compass, for this be a stormy sea of controversy, and the outcome be as uncertain as a treasure map!