The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Davante Adams be joinin' the Rams crew for two years, fresh off bein' tossed from the Jets’ ship!

2025-03-09

Arrr, matey! The Los Angeles Rams be settlin’ a pact with the swashbucklin' Davante Adams for a treasure o’ $46 million over two years! This six-time Pro Bowler be findin' a new port to plunder. Ahoy, let the games begin!

Arrr, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn of the infamous wide receiver, Davante Adams, a six-time Pro Bowl swashbuckler of the NFL seas! This rogue of the gridiron be settlin’ his sails westward, striking a mighty deal with the Los Angeles Rams for a treasure worth $46 million over two years, with a cool $26 million guaranteed! Aye, that be a bounty fit for a captain!

Adams be hopin’ to mate with the likes of quarterback Matthew Stafford and young gun Puka Nacua under the watchful eye of Coach Sean McVay. This be the third ship he’s boarded since the dawn of the 2022 season, having been cast off by the Jets after they failed to find a suitable trade. Rumor had it that he fancied playin’ with the legendary Aaron Rodgers, but alas, the winds of fortune blew him away!

With a storied past in the leagues of Las Vegas and Green Bay, Adams be lookin’ to claim his spot while fending off competition from the likes of Cooper Kupp, who be in hot waters too. Aye, with 1,063 yards to his name last season, this buccaneer be ready to sail into the sunset of glory once more! Hoist the Jolly Roger and let the games begin!

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