Arrr, Trump be settin' sail to welcome the Chiefs to the White House, celebratin' their grand Super Bowl booty!
2025-03-23
Arrr! President Trump be tellin' that scallywag Clay Travis that the White House be throwin' a grand shindig fer the Kansas City Chiefs, celebratin' their mighty Super Bowl LIV conquest! Aye, there be gold in them thar trophies! Real treasure fer the hearties, no doubt!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the grand President Trump, who be havin’ invited the mighty Kansas City Chiefs to his treasure-laden White House, celebratin’ their victorious conquest in the Super Bowl LIV! Alas, the celebrations were cursed by the foul winds of the pandemic, leavin’ the Chiefs to twiddle their thumbs.In a parley with Clay Travis aboard the majestic Air Force One, Trump did declare, "We’ll be havin’ the Eagles too, but first, let’s hoist a flag for the Chiefs, who missed their chance due to the dreadful scourge!” Aye, the Chiefs did best the San Francisco 49ers in the bout on that fateful day in February, yet shortly after, the world went into lockdown like a ship in a storm.
The Eagles, who bested the Chiefs in a later clash, be all set to journey to the White House on April 28, to share in the merriment. Trump’s crew, the press secretary, assured all that the invitation be sent and accepted, clearin’ the fog of fake news that swirled about like a rogue wave. So, stay tuned, me mateys, for a jolly good time awaits!