Arrr! Myles Garrett be seekin' a new ship, shiver me timbers! He’s askin’ to trade his colors, savvy?
2025-02-03
Arrr, matey! Myles Garrett, the fierce defender of the Browns, be makin' a grand request to set sail from his crew! He be thinkin' his dreams o' liftin' the Super Bowl treasure be as distant as Davy Jones’ locker with this lot! Ha-ha!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye news from the high seas of the NFL! Our bold buccaneer, Myles Garrett, the fearsome edge rusher of the Cleveland Browns, be wantin’ to set sail for new waters! This fine lad, the 2023 AP Defensive Player o’ the Year, be makin’ his wishes known with a grand proclamation, seekin’ a trade from the landlocked Browns, who plucked him from the draft in 2017.With a heart full of ambition, Garrett claims he be yearnin’ for victory, feelin' that the Browns shan't give him the fair winds needed to chase the elusive Super Bowl treasure before he hits the big three-oh. He laments, “Aye, I’ve loved me time in Cleveland, but I’ve no time to be complacent!” Aye, he’s chasin’ glory, not just a nod from Canton!
Despite his bountiful sackin’ (14 last season alone!), Garrett be stuck in a ship that barely partook in the playoff festivities—three scant battles in eight seasons! The Browns’ captain, GM Andrew Berry, be adamant he won’t part with his prized pirate, even if offered a treasure trove of picks. So, will the winds change for Garrett, or shall he remain anchored in Cleveland’s harbor? Only time will tell on this grand adventure!