Arrr, Messi be missin' Biden's shindig, while Clinton and Soros be stirrin' the stormy seas o' outrage!
2025-01-04
Arrr, matey! It be a right kerfuffle! Lionel Messi be missin’ from the White House on Saturday, leavin’ President Biden hangin’ for his shiny Medal o’ Freedom. Aye, the seas be churnin’ with controversy! Methinks that scallywag be off chasin’ treasure instead!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for news from yonder land of soccer legends! The mighty Lionel Messi, scourge of the pitch, be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, but lo! He be no-showin’ at the White House to collect his shiny treasure from President Biden. Aye, it seems the lad’s calendar be busier than a pirate at a treasure hunt, as his crew informed the White House he’d be too tied up to attend.Messi, the grand captain of Inter Miami, sailed to the U.S. in 2023, makin’ waves in the Major League Soccer waters. The medallion be a grand honor, bestowin’ accolades upon those who’ve done great deeds for the realm, like supportin’ children’s health through his Messi Foundation, savvy?
But hold yer horses! The ceremony stirred a storm, as Biden decided to honor Hillary Clinton and George Soros, causin’ quite the mutiny among landlubbers on social media. Critics hooted and hollered 'bout their past misdeeds, likenin’ them to the baddies of yore!
Yet, Messi, the quiet captain, keeps his political sails down. With a treasure chest of accolades, he be known as the greatest of them all. So, raise a tankard to the lad, may he find success on and off the pitch, even if he be missin’ a medal or two!