Arrr! The missus o' the Ravens' captain swings her cutlass fer Trump’s decree on lassie games, clashin’ with the crew!
2025-02-06
Arrr, matey! Lacie DeCosta, the fair lass wed to the captain of the Baltimore Ravens ship, took up her sword fer President Trump's decree to guard the fair maidens o’ the sporting seas! Aye, she be fightin' for the ladies, like a true swashbucklin' wench!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of fair seas and fair play in the world of women’s sports! The fair lady Lacie DeCosta, wife of the Baltimore Ravens captain of the ship, Eric DeCosta, be celebratin’ the mighty President Trump’s decree to keep the swabs and lasses of the female crew safe in their sporting battles!On a fine National Girls and Women in Sports Day, Trump himself signed the order, proclaiming, "The war on women's sports be over!" Aye, Lacie, an All-American lacrosse lass, be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that this be a day of triumph fer fairness! But not all hands be clappin'! The ship's scribbler, Ryan Mink, declared that "trans women be women," stirrin' the pot, he be!
But fear not, Lacie stood firm like a stout ship in a storm, sayin', "This be a matter of fairness, not a tempest of trans issues." With a wink and a nod to common sense, Trump’s order aimed to keep the waters clear, ensuring that only the fair maidens be takin' to the field, upholdin’ the ancient codes of Title IX!
So hoist the flags and raise a toast! This be a humorous saga of sportin' fairness on the high seas of competition! Yarrr!