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Arrr, rugby scallywags be holdin’ their breath while brave firemen pluckin’ a bumblin’ parachutist from the skies, har har!

2025-04-07

Arrr! A scallywag from France, a sky-faller, got himself tethered to the top o’ a grand rugby palace! Fire-folk be dashing about like headless chickens to save the poor blighter. 'Tis a right spectacle, I tell ye! Who knew skydivin’ could lead to roof takin’ and rugby watchin’!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale as wild as the seven seas! At a grand rugby brawl in France, the fine spectators be settin’ their eyes upon a most peculiar sight. A parachutist, a brave French soldier no less, found himself hangin’ like a fish outta water, caught atop the lofty roof of the stadium! Aye, he be dancin’ upon the breeze, but alas, his chute be snagged, leavin’ him dangle’n a good 50 feet above the raucous crowd, watchin' Toulouse take on the fearsome Sale Sharks.

The match, a fierce duel of strength, came to a screechin’ halt as rescue workers, faster than a ship in full sail, rushed to his aid. With ladders longer than a tale of treasure, the firemen hoisted the valiant sailor down to safety while cheers erupted like cannon fire from the crowd! They be givin’ a hearty round of applause, not only fer the soldier but fer the firemen who wrangled that parachute back to the ground.

The delay lasted nigh 40 minutes, but fear not, for Toulouse claimed victory, trousering the win with a score of 38-15! All's well that ends well, savvy? So, here’s to adventure on land and in the skies, aye!

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