Arrr! Bobby Hurley be sendin' his crew to the hold early, 'cause them scallywags showed no manners, ye see!
2025-02-01
Arrr matey! The seas be stormy 'twixt Arizona State and Arizona during Saturday's battle! Tempers flared like cannon fire, leadin’ to walkin’ the plank for some scallywags, and a handshake line? Nay! They’d sooner shake a kraken’s tentacle! A jolly good ruckus, it be!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' a ruckus on the court o' battle between the Arizona State Sun Devils and the Arizona Wildcats! With but thirty ticks left on the clock, the Wildcats were sailin' ahead at 81-72, when mischief struck! Young Caleb Love and BJ Freeman got themselves tangled like two krakens in a brawl, and lo and behold, Freeman gave Love a right proper headbutt!Both scallywags were tossed overboard, ejected from the fray, but the drama did not end there! Coach Bobby Hurley, in a fit o' pique, commanded his entire crew to retreat to the locker room, leavin' him alone on the bench like a ship adrift at sea! As the seconds slipped away, he shooed away the assistant mates, leavin' only five Sun Devils on the court!
Before ye could say "cannonball," the handshake line was squashed, with Hurley refusin' to shake hands with the rival captain, Tommy Lloyd. The good captain said his crew showed "no class," while Lloyd lamented the whole affair as a "disappointin' mess." Arrr, the Wildcats sailed off with a victory, while the Sun Devils plotted revenge for their next showdown on March 4! Aye, what a wild sea of emotions it be in the world of college ball!