The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, me old mateys! I be beggin’ the Hall of Fame scallywags to give a nod to me deeds!

2025-01-22

Arrr, mateys! The Class of 2025 be sailin' into the National Baseball Hall o’ Fame, but our good buccaneer Kenny Lofton, a six-time All-Star, be hopin' fer a fair wind to blow him into that grand treasure chest o’ glory! Avast, let him in!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the tale o' the National Baseball Hall o' Fame’s newest crew settin' sail fer Cooperstown in 2025: CC Sabathia, Ichiro Suzuki, and Billy Wagner! Arrr, these scallywags be joinin' the legends, but not all be celebratin'.

One soul feelin' the sting of the hook be Kenny Lofton, a swashbucklin' six-time All-Star and four-time Gold Glover! With a treasure trove of 2,428 hits over 17 seasons, he sails the seas o' Hall o' Fame snubs without a map to glory. He be sayin’ it’s a sad tale when yer deeds go unrecognized, feelin' like he served the feast while others ate hearty, gettin' the credit instead!

Lofton be likin' the success o' Ichiro, but wonders where be his bounty! With a WAR higher than Ichiro’s, he questions if he played the game wrong. "Did I be a fool for bein' a team player?" he asks. But aye, the winds of the Hall o' Fame be fickle, and Lofton hopes the Contemporary Committee finds him worthy come December 2025. Until then, he be waitin' with a heart full o' hope and a treasure chest of numbers! Yarrr!

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