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Avast! Skatin' swashbucklers unite fer a heartfelt shindig, helpin' poor souls from the cursed DC sky plunder! Arrr!

2025-03-03

Arrr, me hearties! At the Legacy on Ice shindig, the glidin' stars of the rink paid homage to the 67 souls who took a tumble from the skies in D.C. 'twas a night of skatin' and sorrow, but we raised a glass to honor 'em, aye!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye 'round to hear a tale of tears and triumph from the icy depths of a figure skating extravaganza! Maxim Naumov, the brave lad, knelt weepin’ like a scurvy dog after honorin’ his kin, holdin’ aloft a flickerin’ electric candle as applause thundered like cannon fire! Amber Glenn and young Isabella Aparicio joined in the weepin’, their hearts heavy for lost loved ones, stirrin’ emotions in the crowd.

The event, dubbed the Legacy on Ice, celebrated the souls of 67 brave souls who met their fate in a tragic sky duel between a helicopter and an airline bird, crashin’ into the Potomac’s murky waters. It was a sobfest for all, as skaters adorned the rink with flowers and skated in memory of their fallen brethren, hopin’ to raise coin for the grieving families.

As the crowd waved their lights like a thousand stars, even the mighty skatin' legends Kristi Yamaguchi and Brian Boitano led the charge, remindin’ all that resilience be the name of the game! With songs that tugged at the heartstrings, the performers brought a glimmer of hope amidst the sorrow. Aye, 'twas a grand show of unity, with first responders and families gatherin’ for this noble cause, lettin’ the spirit of community shine brighter than any treasure on the high seas! So hoist yer flags, me hearties, for love and support are the true riches we seek!

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