The Booty Report

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Avast ye! In the 2025 NCAA Women's Tournament, South Carolina be walkin' a plank o' trouble! Har har!

2025-03-28

Arrr, mateys! The NCAA Women’s Tournament be sailin’ on, with the Sweet 16 battlin’ like scallywags in a rum-fueled brawl! Hoist the sails, for here be the jolly highlights o' the day!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the 2025 NCAA Women’s Tournament, where the Sweet 16 sails forth with a ruckus of swashbucklin’ sportin’ spirit! On the morn of the first day, the valiant Blue Devils from Duke, a second-seed, clashed with the Tar Heels of North Carolina, and by thunder, they beheld a defensive spectacle that left us all gasping for air like a fish out of water!

Meanwhile, the Gamecocks of South Carolina, the top seed and fierce defenders of their treasure, faced off against the fourth-seed Terrapins of Maryland! As the Gamecocks strutted their stuff, they seized a narrow lead, but the Terps fired back like cannonballs, leavin’ the crowd in a frenzy!

As the sun began to set, the Lady Tigers of Louisiana State eyed a path to glory, but the No. 2 Wolfpack from North Carolina State stood guard like a scallywag at the treasure chest. And lo! The Bruins of UCLA sought to reclaim their spot in the Elite Eight against the Rebels of Ole Miss, all while the scoreboard danced like a drunken sailor!

In the end, Duke triumphed over North Carolina with a score of 47-38, as Oluchi Okananwa led the charge! Aye, the tournament be filled with fierce battles and tales of glory, so keep yer spyglasses at the ready for more swashbucklin’ action to unfold!

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