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Arrr, Bryson be plunderin' a Saudi treasure, buyin' land to stretch his town like a bloated sea squid!

2025-01-24

Avast, me hearties! Bryson DeChambeau, the swashbucklin' landlubber, just snagged 200 acres in Modesto! He be settin’ sail to stretch the town by a hearty 30%! Aye, soon it’ll be Modesto the Great, where pirates be plunderin’ more than just grog! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round to hear the tale of Bryson DeChambeau, the lively lad o' the LIV Golf seas, who be settin' his sights on the high horizons of land and sportin' glory! With a chest o' gold worth $125 million from his Saudi benefactors, he be plottin' to expand his hometown of Modesto, California, by a whopping 30%! Yarrr, that be a bold venture, me mateys!

In a chat with the fine captain o' podcasts, Joe Pomp, this swashbuckler declared, "We be embarkin' on a mega project!" He speaks o' vast tracts o' land, all part o' a grand three-phase scheme to build a community fit for a band o' merry golfers. A multisport complex be on the horizon, with golf courses and shiny driving ranges to lure in the finest players!

With a timeline of just over a year to get his permits, DeChambeau’s grand plans be as ambitious as a treasure hunt! “Thanks to LIV,” he says, “I’ve got the doubloons to make it happen!” So, hoist the sails and raise the jolly roger, for Bryson be takin' golf to new heights, and who knows, he might even invite the likes o' Trump and Musk for a round or two! Yarrr, what a spectacle it shall be!

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