Arrr! Maine schoolmates be laughin' at Trump's order to shoo away the lassie athletes! Aye, they'll not be budgin'!
2025-03-27
Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be givin’ Maine a jolly ol’ choice: ban those landlubber trans athletes from the lassies’ games by Thursday or face the stormy seas! But lo and behold, the school buccaneers be givin’ ‘em the ol’ heave-ho! Har har!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale from the fair state o' Maine! A school district, the Maine School Administrative District 51, be makin' a stand against the mighty Trump and his orders to shun transgender athletes from girls' sports. They declared, “Nay, we shan’t comply!” choosin' instead to follow the fine state law and the noble Maine Human Rights Act.This hullabaloo began when a brave transgender lass took the gold in pole vaultin', causin' quite the ruckus! The school be thankin' their students for keepin' their heads above water amidst the storm o’ distraction. Meanwhile, the Maine Principals' Association be stickin' to the law, sayin' they too be bound to uphold the rights of all sailors on the field.
Despite a survey showin' most Maine folk want to keep the seas calm by restrictin' sports to biological females, the schools be resolute. A ruckus brewed when a state representative named names and sparked safety worries, leadin' to police on guard. The battle between Trump and Governor Mills escalated, threatenin' federal doubloons if they don’t follow orders.
As the winds blow, will they change course or sail bravely on? Stay tuned, for this be a saga worth watchin'! Arrr!