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2024-12-06

Arrr, the British captain o’ the silver screen be casting the fine Marianne Jean-Baptiste as a wretched soul, drown'd in loneliness! Her heartache be showin’ depths deeper than a sunken treasure chest. Aye, it be a right spectacle to see her misery shine like gold doubloons!

Avast, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of the grand director from yon British shores, who be casting the wondrous Marianne Jean-Baptiste in a role that be as lonely as a ship lost in a stormy sea! Aye, this lass be playin’ a character so lonesome, ye’d think she be sittin’ on a deserted isle with naught but a parrot for company!

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