Arrr, the new Captain America flick be lackin'! But don’t ye dare brand him a D.E.I. scallywag!
2025-02-20
Arrr, Anthony Mackie be snatchin’ the shield in a time ripe for squabbles! But fear not, me hearties, for Disney’s got a golden chance to set sail right by him and the new crew of Marvel rogues. Shiver me timbers, let the adventure begin!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout young Anthony Mackie, who’s taken up the mighty shield o’ Captain America! Aye, ‘tis a fine piece o’ work, but lo! The timing be a might peculiar, like a parrot on a cat’s back! The seas be turbulent, and the winds o’ change be blowin’ fierce.Now, ye see, Disney be at the helm o’ this grand ship known as Marvel, and they be havin’ a golden chance to steer clear o’ rocky waters. They can set sail fer smoother seas by givin’ Mackie the respect he deserves, lest he end up walkin’ the plank o’ obscurity! Arrr, we be needin’ fresh blood in this crew, or we’ll be likin’ a ship sans a captain — lost and flounderin’ in the briny deep!
So here’s the plan, ye scallywags: Disney should hoist the sails and let young Anthony shine brighter than a treasure chest under the sun! Plot twists, new adventures, and a crew o’ up-and-comin’ buccaneers can keep the tides in their favor. Elsewise, we may end up with a tale so dull it’d put a kraken to sleep! And that, me mateys, be a fate worse than Davy Jones’ locker!