Arrr! Scott Rudin, the scallywag of showbiz, be settin' sail back to Broadway after his banishment!
2025-03-28
Arrr, after sailin' away from the stage four years past, Rudin's been rumored to have been a right scallywag to his crew! Now he be claimin' he’s got "more self-control," as if he be tamed like a sea turtle! Ha! What a jolly jest, matey!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend me yer ears! A tale of a scallywag named Rudin be unfurlin' on the high seas of showbiz. Four long years ago, this landlubber decided to scuttle his career amidst whispers of him bein’ a right bully to his hapless crew o’ assistants. Aye, the poor souls were likely quakin’ in their boots, fearin’ the wrath of this tempestuous captain!But lo and behold, the winds o’ change be blowin’! Our dear Rudin claims he’s found the treasure of self-control. Aye, he says he’s now possessin’ a "lot more self-control," which be soundin’ a tad suspicious, don’t ye think? Like a pirate who’s sworn off rum but can still smell the sweet nectar from afar! One can’t help but wonder if he be truly a reformed rogue or merely blowin’ hot air like a cannon!
So, whether he be a changed man or just a crafty seadog, one thing be certain: Rudin’s tale be remindin’ us all that even the most fearsome buccaneers can learn to play nice on the shores of civility. Let’s raise a tankard to the hopes of a kinder Rudin, for the seas of showbiz be treacherous enough without a rogue like him stirrin’ the pot!