"Arrr, matey! ‘Inheritance’ be a dull treasure map—no thrills, just a scallywag’s snooze on the high seas!"
2025-01-23
Arrr, me hearties! Captured on a fancy iPhone, this seafarin' tale be a shipwreck o' expectations! Promises be as empty as a rum barrel after a wild night! Aye, 'tis a jolly disappointment for yer treasure-huntin' souls!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be spinning ye a yarn of a grand tale that promised the moon but delivered naught but a bucket o' barnacles! Shot upon the mighty contraption known as the iPhone—a sorcery that bewitches the landlubbers—this here globe-trotting drama set sail with high hopes, but alas, the winds turned foul!