The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! In the year o' 2025, the Best Picture picks be smellin' fishier than a barnacle-encrusted treasure!

2025-02-28

Arrr, matey! Aye, with the top ten flicks in the running, it be clearer than a parrot's squawk that Hollywood be raisin' a toast to the very tales it don’t spin! What be this sorcery, eh? A right curious jest, ‘tis!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the grand spectacle that be the Academy Awards, where the silver screen's finest be celebrated, or so they say! Aye, it be a curious affair, for amongst the ten finest moving pictures they be parading, one might ponder if Hollywood be celebratin' the very sorts o’ films it be shunning like a scurvy crew! Arrr, strange it be indeed!

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