The Booty Report

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"Arrr! ‘Emilia Pérez’ be claimin' the crown o' Golden Globe nods, makin' waves like a drunken sea dog!"

2024-12-09

Arrr, the flick garnered a hearty 10 nods, lettin' the others taste the salty spray of defeat! Angelina Jolie, Timothée Chalamet, Pamela Anderson, and that scallywag Zendaya all be up for the acting booty. Aye, a right jolly rumble in the cinematic seas!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a wondrous moving picture that be sailin' the high seas of cinema! This here flick be struttin' with a glorious ten nods, takin' the lead like a ship with a fair wind at her back!

Now, let me regale ye with the names of the fine actors who be catchin' the eye of the watchful judges. First, we have the illustrious Angelina Jolie, a lass as fierce as a kraken in a tempest, takin' a nomination! Then there be the dashing Timothée Chalamet, lookin' sharp enough to slice through a sailor's rum! Aye, Pamela Anderson, the siren of the sea, also earned herself a nomination, bringin' the glamour like a treasure chest bursting with gold doubloons!

And let us not forget the fair Zendaya, who be causin' hearts to flutter like a flag in a brisk breeze! These fine souls be shinin' bright in the world of acting, each one vyin' for glory like pirates huntin' a fabled treasure! So hoist yer tankards, me mateys, and toast to this cinematic spectacle, for it be a tale worth tellin’ over a barrel of grog!

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