"Ahoy! In the year of our Lord 2025, 'Emilia Pérez' sails in, while 'Wicked' be thrown overboard!"
2025-01-08
Arrr, how be it that Coralie Fargeat of “The Substance” and her lass mates be cast aside like scallywags? Yet, bold Payal Kapadia and Megan Park be sailin’ for glory with their best first feature! Aye, the seas o’ film be rough for the fairer crew!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I've a tale to spin 'bout the grand gathering of film folk! It appears that the fair lass Coralie Fargeat, the crafty captain behind “The Substance,” found herself walkin' the plank of snubbage. Aye, she ain't alone; other gallant female filmmakers be feelin' the sting o' the sea breeze on their cheeks, too! What a cruel twist of fate it be, to be cast aside like an old piece of driftwood!But hold yer grog, fer there's a glimmer o' hope amidst the stormy seas! Two brave wenches, Payal Kapadia and Megan Park, be hoistin' their sails, as they be in the runnin' fer the coveted prize of best first feature! Aye, they be the silver linings in this tempestuous tale, plunderin' the hearts of landlubbers and seafarers alike with their tales of wonder!