The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

“Arrr! The tale of Captain Trump, ‘The Apprentice,’ sets sail in the colonies! Mark yer calendars, ye scallywags!”

2024-08-30

Arrr, matey! Set yer sails fer the silver screen on the 11th o' October, where ye'll spy young Sebastian Stan playin' the lad Donald J. Trump! Aye, 'tis a saga o' swashbucklin’ politics just before the grand election sails into view! Ho ho, what jolly tomfoolery awaits!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, for I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout a flick hittin’ the silver screen! Aye, it be one where the dashing Sebastian Stan dons the guise of a spry young lad named Donald J. Trump! Aye, ye heard me right, a scallywag in a golden tower, ready to set sail for the high seas of politics!

This moving picture be settin’ course fer theaters on the 11th day of October, just as the winds be blowin’ toward the grand spectacle of a presidential election! Hoist the sails, for ye won’t want to miss this adventure, filled with jests and jibes, as young Trump navigates the treacherous waters of fame and fortune!

With a wink and a swagger, ye can bet yer doubloons that this be no ordinary tale! Expect swashbucklin’ humor, outrageous schemes, and a treasure chest of laughter as our young hero catches the eye of the masses! So, polish yer cutlasses and ready yer popcorn, fer the show be a-comin’, and ye best be prepared to laugh yer boots off!

So mark yer calendars, ye landlubbers, and prepare to set sail on this cinematic voyage! It be a rollickin’ good time for all ye hearty souls who dare to venture into the world of political antics and piratical shenanigans!

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