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Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! The Oscars 2025 be a jolly mix o' grand speeches and bumbling blunders!

2025-03-03

Arrr, matey! A treasure trove o' delights, with a "Wicked" shanty, Conan O'Brien jests that’d make a kraken chuckle, and speeches that’d make Davy Jones weep—good and bad! Those scallywags on Hulu be catchin' nearly all the ruckus, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of a grand spectacle that set the seas of entertainment ablaze! Aye, there be a wicked opener that would make even the fiercest kraken cower in delight. Ye see, the night was filled with jests and jibes, led by none other than the jolly jester himself, Conan O’Brien, whose quips could make a landlubber roll on the deck with laughter!

But nay, it weren’t all smooth sailing, for there were speeches, both grand and ghastly! Some shined like gold doubloons, while others sank like a ship with a hole in its hull. The good folk watching on that magical sea of Hulu beheld it all—every hearty laugh and every cringe-worthy blunder. Aye, twas a night filled with merriment and mischief, a veritable treasure trove of entertainment for all hands on deck!

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