"‘Maria’ be a lass o' glory gone to Davy Jones’ locker, aye! A diva's shipwreck, matey!"
2024-12-11
Arrr, matey! Angelina Jolie be strutting her stuff as the siren Maria Callas, but this flick be as lost as a ship without a compass! Aye, it can’t seem to wrangle the lass’s talents—like catchin’ a slippery fish! Aye, 'tis a right comedy of errors!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of an illustrious lass named Angelina Jolie, who takes on the grand role of the famed diva Maria Callas! Aye, this be a story as twisty as a ship's riggin' in a storm! But alas, the film be as lost at sea as a landlubber on a leaky vessel.