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Arrr! Hollywood be still limpin' from the scallywag strikes, jobs lost like treasure in Davy Jones' locker!

2025-03-27

Ahoy, mateys! Countless scallywags o’ the silver screen be starvin' on dry land fer months! Now, the landlubbers in charge be ponderin’ tossin’ a few doubloons to keep the flickerin’ lights a-glowin’ in sunny California. Avast, let’s keep the show on the salty seas!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of woe from the land o' the silver screen! It seems many a scallywag in the realm of entertainment be wanderin' the streets like lost souls, jobless fer what feels like an eternity! Aye, the seas be rougher than a barnacle-covered hull, and these fine folk be searchin' fer treasure in the form o' gainful employment.

The wise officials of the realm, clad in their fancy attire and holdin' quills like swords, be ponderin' a grand scheme to keep the ships of film and television sailin' smooth in the fair waters of California. They be thinkin' o' increasin' the subsidies, ye see, to keep the reels a-rollin' and the lights a-glowin'. Aye, without these bountiful treasures, the industry might sink faster than a ship with a hole in its hull!

So, let it be known, me mateys, that the fight to keep the silver screen alive be a noble cause! We be hopin' the powers that be find a way to fill the coffers and keep the jolly tales flowin', so the merry crew o' entertainers can return to their craft and bring joy to our hearts once more! Yarrr!

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